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rebellionbritney:

Queen of pop Britney Spears is too scared to open her car door

teen:

i am 100% tired but i 100% need to pass this semester

simsgonewrong:

I’ve heard of married couples “becoming one” but this is a little much.

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like “i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit”

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

image

Fact:

http://i.imgur.com/kE7xE2P.gif

They actually did that.

believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

akasuna:

Harry Potter as a teen comedy.