I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
Breaking News: Bees Discovered To Be Cisphobes After Stinging The Shit Out Of A Guy Throwing Rocks At Their Nest. “I can’t think of any other explanation ” Says Innocent Victim
its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
HUM EXCUSE ME
sorry not sorry
Where’s the stamp???
This was inevitable for this post.
C’mon Tumblr… it’s like you’re not even trying to make it hard for the Castle fandom to hijack posts anymore… give us a challenge.
in skyrim you can eat a bee
you can eat a bee irl if you are not a wiener
my grandpa planted lots of different flowers in his garden just before he died without telling my grandma and she put his ashes in the garden because he loved it so much and then all these beautiful flowers just kept appearing for like 2 years like he was still gardening i think it’s a really sweet story