Watching:
Bones, season 9

Reading:
This is What Happy Looks Like
by Jennifer E. Smith

I track the tag 'sophwhores'

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

teenscoolest:

date me please and i’ll promote you

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning